IT’S NOT FUNNY! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! NOTHING IS FUNNY! NOTHING!!!

If you’re trying to blow minds…start with your own.

Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers are everywhere. Jedis are becoming scarce. Have you noticed?

Today is not the day either.

There are multiple angles to every viewpoint. What’s your angle?

Monkey and Bear agree: LET THE RIGHT ONE IN is a great film.

I used to meep all the time back in the day.

Spuffy new Logitech KB and Marble Mouse…now I’m wondering how the desk would feel if I put some faux-leather Contact paper down.

What if Cthulhu IS the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

When all else fails…intoxicate.

Melatonin. It helps you sleep. You can buy it over the counter. Just stay out of Dubai.

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I’m looking at swords. Not sure why, really.

There is often no better feeling than the sensation of having nothing to do.

Sex in your pants NOWWWWWWW

Suddenly I find the things I desire to do are just out of reach. My mental stability erodes further.

When many of the people you know are either suffering or dying, eventually it does something to your mind.

What have you done that can be used against you?

Political party posturing poisons public perception.

Sometimes the best way to defeat that which you fear is to become it.

VINDICATUM NUSQUAM – Assume nothing.

The ominous black monolith in the film 2001? That’s the Internet.

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