Sometimes you have to trick yourself into being a better person.

The concept of drinking alcohol “responsibly” is fraudulent. For that matter, anyone taking any medication should get to stay home.

Pots and pans and plots and plans

Death is inevitable. Life does not have to be.

Given our continual disregard for warnings from our bodies and our environments, when we hit the wall of limitations, we will hit it HARD.

Negative subliminal messages work (http://ping.fm/AbYyH)

I’m having trouble making my smile come out right.

YOUR MISSION: Repair a burned bridge.

Inflatable Toast (http://ping.fm/F8qba)

YOUR MISSION: Give someone peace. (http://ping.fm/ZnPFp)

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

The seventh extinction

16 men on a dead man’s chest, drink and the devil had done for the rest.

EXCLUSIVE: White House collects Web users’ data without notice – Washington Times (http://ping.fm/w9xwA)

YOUR MISSION: Find something ordinary and memeticize it.

You affect more than you know.

There just aren’t enough people getting slapped across the mouth for being rude or talking out of turn.

You can never feel quite as uncomfortable as you can make others feel.

I don’t want no jive. (http://ping.fm/NOkuq)

Never assume I’m telling you everything.

Seriously contemplating chemical castration. I want to completely eliminate the possibility of thinking sexual thoughts.

Age is only a number – many people never really become “adults”.

At some point we exchanged the permanent and repairable for the temporary and disposable. Was this wise?