People who are TRULY independent should have no problems being alone.

The people who make the most noise about morality are usually the ones who are the worst at it.

Nature appears to need a prostate exam.

We will now have a moment of silence for the hearing frequencies I won’t have after tonight.

There should be legislation that prevents piggybacking, or including the provisions of an unwanted bill in a required one.

Standing naked in the living room, thinking about food.

Do you believe yourself incapable of cruelty, of selfishness?

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Um abraço

Intelligence, talent and motivation are (sadly) often mutually exclusive.

Dear Sandals: We advise you not to start a commercial with the words “More Watersports”. Sincerely, Teh Internets

Someone, somewhere, has recently thought about you while masturbating.

There is no one that the U.S. can put in the Oval Office that will give this country what it wants. You can quote me.

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My wish for each of you is a new year free of suffering.

I think I’m allergic to arguments. I have this psychotic reaction….

If everything was based on quality of life, we would all be _so_ screwed.

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Billy Connolly didn’t know how right he was. http://ping.fm/zcoJl

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year from ours to yours with maximum cheer!

My holiday gift to myself is going to be strategic inebriation. Objective: getting as drunk as I can without vomiting.

JOHNNY KUDZU WILL SAVE US ALL