Nothing is cool.

The revolution will probably not fit into 140 characters.

The thing that regular conversations and search engine usage share is the need for proper phrasing.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if instead of fireworks, we celebrated Independence Day with orgasms?

If pop music is cocaine, then techno is crack.

There are two things I need more of…sex and hard techno.

Africa alone could feed the world (http://ping.fm/IWVVq)

I wish I could just slip through the space-time continuum to a few hours from now, so I could just go back to bed.

People become cranky and irrational just because it’s hot. It’s going to get a lot hotter than this where you’re going.

23 Skidoo.com (http://ping.fm/diOJx)

Eleggua, Hanuman, and Buddha walk into a bar…

Is it about what other people expect of you…or is it about what you expect of yourself? Decide.

Fascism is no match for hardcore.

Abstinence and prayer are poor substitutions for contraception and personal responsibility. Fact.

The 10 Commandments of Social Media

clipped from www.fastcompany.com Thou Shalt Blog (like crazy). Thou Shalt Create Profiles (everywhere). Thou Shalt Upload Photos (lots of them). Thou Shalt Upload Videos (all you can find). Thou Shalt Podcast (often). Thou Shalt Set Alerts (immediately). Thou Shalt Comment (on a multitude of blogs). Thou Shalt Get Connected (with everyone). Thou Shalt Explore Social Media (30 minutes per week). Thou Shalt Be Creative (go forth and create creatively)!

I often feel as if the sun is silently mocking me, blinding my eyes with reflected light and leaving me to swelter and sweat.

A message to Big Brother & Alostrael – You can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER LEAVE. (love you)

I FINALLY got my paws on that book. http://ping.fm/4Csai

There is nothing you can do except fight back.

I have been holding the screams in for a very long time.

a perverse paralysis

The only thing more frustrating than messing something up is fixing it without knowing how you fixed it.

This one. http://bit.ly/yljU7