Nothing is cool.
•July 5, 2009 • Leave a Comment
The thing that regular conversations and search engine usage share is the need for proper phrasing.
•July 4, 2009 • Leave a Comment
Wouldn’t it be awesome if instead of fireworks, we celebrated Independence Day with orgasms?
•June 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment
I wish I could just slip through the space-time continuum to a few hours from now, so I could just go back to bed.
•June 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment
People become cranky and irrational just because it’s hot. It’s going to get a lot hotter than this where you’re going.
•June 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment
Is it about what other people expect of you…or is it about what you expect of yourself? Decide.
•June 18, 2009 • Leave a Comment
Abstinence and prayer are poor substitutions for contraception and personal responsibility. Fact.
The 10 Commandments of Social Media
•June 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment
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•June 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment
I often feel as if the sun is silently mocking me, blinding my eyes with reflected light and leaving me to swelter and sweat.
•June 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment
A message to Big Brother & Alostrael – You can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER LEAVE. (love you)
•June 6, 2009 • 1 Comment
The only thing more frustrating than messing something up is fixing it without knowing how you fixed it.
